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    That Jussie Smollet is such a phoney!

    That Jussie Smollet is such a phoney!

    36 1 1 hour ago

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    Let me just be. Let me live!

    Let me just be. Let me live!

    42 1 1 hour ago
    Tag someone to make em feel good... also, there’s still time to get tees and sweatshirts for 15% off. Giddy up..

    Tag someone to make em feel good... also, there’s still time to get tees and sweatshirts for 15% off. Giddy up..

    2,111 60 2 hours ago
    Do they have a castle at Windsor?
No. They have a display case at the end of the aisle.
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    Do they have a castle at Windsor?
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    301 9 4 hours ago

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    Okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?

    Okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?

    72 5 7 hours ago
    Mannn that Jussie Smollett is such a phony! -Mike Moffit

    Mannn that Jussie Smollett is such a phony! -Mike Moffit

    6,304 206 8 hours ago
    Four, one, ninerrrrrrr

    Four, one, ninerrrrrrr

    42 6 10 hours ago
    Could you move your head a little?  Little bit more.....

    Could you move your head a little? Little bit more.....

    28 2 14 hours ago

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    What day is it? Feels like Tuesday...

    What day is it? Feels like Tuesday...

    3,566 113 21 hours ago
    ALRIGHT LETS JUST STAY CALM HERE!
DON’T GET ALL CRAZY ON ME!
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    ALRIGHT LETS JUST STAY CALM HERE!
    DON’T GET ALL CRAZY ON ME!
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    748 31 23 hours ago
    Mr. Thomassoulo: I'm sorry. Differently, uh, advantaged.
George: Yeah, I didn't mean that.
Mr. Thomassoulo: Of course you will have your own private, fully equippedbathroom.
George: When do I start?
Seinfeld | The Butter Shave S09E01
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    Mr. Thomassoulo: I'm sorry. Differently, uh, advantaged.
    George: Yeah, I didn't mean that.
    Mr. Thomassoulo: Of course you will have your own private, fully equippedbathroom.
    George: When do I start?
    Seinfeld | The Butter Shave S09E01
    --🥨 Follow @sein.grams & get your free °°Save the tiger🐅°°poster 🥨--

    414 35 25 March, 2019

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    I didn’t know you had a hopper?
Oh I got a hopper!
A big hopper!
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    I didn’t know you had a hopper?
    Oh I got a hopper!
    A big hopper!
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    771 12 25 March, 2019
    “This is like discovering plutonium... by accident!”

    “This is like discovering plutonium... by accident!”

    42 4 25 March, 2019
    Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the munnnndays #costanzagrams

    Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the munnnndays #costanzagrams

    10,706 365 25 March, 2019
    Is it alright if I use the bathroom now!?
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    1,718 80 25 March, 2019
    Sunday’s can be tough... so treat yourself to a shirt that will make you feel good. 15% off today only, at link in the bio 👍🏻👍🏻

    Sunday’s can be tough... so treat yourself to a shirt that will make you feel good. 15% off today only, at link in the bio 👍🏻👍🏻

    1,281 13 24 March, 2019
    Yada yada yada, anyway I’m really tired today

    Yada yada yada, anyway I’m really tired today

    106 2 24 March, 2019

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    Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the munnnndays #costanzagrams

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