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    To the thief who stole my backpack near the pier this evening, please accept my apologies that my ratty flip flops didn’t meet your standards so you could steal them, too. I hope the Walmart sunglasses with the reader bubbles aren’t too scratched up. At least you did get a really nice Hurley hat and a waterproof backpack for your efforts. There’s not much value in what you stole but, with money a little tight, I can’t replace the items right away. I’m the lucky one, though, because you can never replace your soul or integrity. Anyway, be aware that I have filed a police report. Additionally, one of my buddies is letting me use his surf cam account to scour the footage. What? You didn’t know there’s a surf cam filming that section of the beach? Dude, there are cameras everywhere these days. If I find you, I’ll be turning that footage over to the police as well as zooming in and posting your face on every social media platform. You’re welcome. If you read this, it’s probably in your best interest to turn the backpack in and say “hey, I found this backpack that someone lost” and try to play the role of good samaritan. In the meantime, let me sing a little ditty for you: "Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!" For everyone else, if you know someone or see someone in possession of a backpack and hat like the ones pictured, be aware that you are in the presence of a "three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!” You probably shouldn’t touch them with a 39 & a half foot pole but if it happened to slip and smush the toadstool sandwich who’s to say it wasn’t an accident? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #follybeach #follybeachpier #surfing #surfers #charleston #thief #ilovefollybeach

    To the thief who stole my backpack near the pier this evening, please accept my apologies that my ratty flip flops didn’t meet your standards so you could steal them, too. I hope the Walmart sunglasses with the reader bubbles aren’t too scratched up. At least you did get a really nice Hurley hat and a waterproof backpack for your efforts. There’s not much value in what you stole but, with money a little tight, I can’t replace the items right away. I’m the lucky one, though, because you can never replace your soul or integrity. Anyway, be aware that I have filed a police report. Additionally, one of my buddies is letting me use his surf cam account to scour the footage. What? You didn’t know there’s a surf cam filming that section of the beach? Dude, there are cameras everywhere these days. If I find you, I’ll be turning that footage over to the police as well as zooming in and posting your face on every social media platform. You’re welcome. If you read this, it’s probably in your best interest to turn the backpack in and say “hey, I found this backpack that someone lost” and try to play the role of good samaritan. In the meantime, let me sing a little ditty for you: "Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
    Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
    Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!" For everyone else, if you know someone or see someone in possession of a backpack and hat like the ones pictured, be aware that you are in the presence of a "three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!” You probably shouldn’t touch them with a 39 & a half foot pole but if it happened to slip and smush the toadstool sandwich who’s to say it wasn’t an accident? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #follybeach #follybeachpier #surfing #surfers #charleston #thief #ilovefollybeach

    0 0 19 June, 2019

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    Yep. Definitely missing those Charleston sunsets right about now.

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    ✨Transformation Tuesday ✨stunning Balayage and cut by Jessica swipe to see before

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    Only ᏩᎾᎾᎠ ᏙᏆᏴᎡᎪᎢᏆᎾNᏚ all week

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    THESE ARE THE MESSAGES WE LIVE FOR GUYS 🤙🏽

    10 3 19 June, 2019
    It sure would 😼

    It sure would 😼

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