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    My defense system against the array of germs my kids have been bringing home lately; Clorox and Superfoods.

We have had the on again, off again pukes and fevers since the beginning of May! Seems like someone is sick every other week! What the hell?! Can we catch a break around here! We eat our veggies and vitamins, I SWEAR!

Through all this, mom has stayed healthy 🙋🏻‍♀️and strong, but how?! I’ve had puke in my hair, I’ve had my children cough directly into my eye, and I still give them lots of smooches when they’re sick, cuz, how could I not?! I’m giving credit where credit is due: to my superfood shakes I drink on the daily! They are packed with ALL THE vitamins and nutrients I could need! I’m getting my prebiotics, good protein, and antioxidants for breakfast everyday and it has kept me away from hugging the toilet or sleeping on 7 pillows due to a cold!

So, I’m going to keep inhaling said superfoods tomorrow and the next day and the next day, I’m going to clorox from ceiling to floor today, keep all the windows open and attempt to RID THE GERMS AND KEEP THEM AWAY!

Want to learn more about these superfoods? Ready to grab your health by the horns?! 🤣 Get a hold of me! .

#cloroxbleach #cloroxspray #cloroxcleanup #bleachitaway #germsbegone #germsbeware #germssuck #germsgoaway #cleaninguppukeistheworst #pukefordays #sickkiddo #callinsickformykid #sickinjunewtf #superfoods #superfoodskeepmehealthy #mamaishealthy

    My defense system against the array of germs my kids have been bringing home lately; Clorox and Superfoods.

    We have had the on again, off again pukes and fevers since the beginning of May! Seems like someone is sick every other week! What the hell?! Can we catch a break around here! We eat our veggies and vitamins, I SWEAR!

    Through all this, mom has stayed healthy 🙋🏻‍♀️and strong, but how?! I’ve had puke in my hair, I’ve had my children cough directly into my eye, and I still give them lots of smooches when they’re sick, cuz, how could I not?! I’m giving credit where credit is due: to my superfood shakes I drink on the daily! They are packed with ALL THE vitamins and nutrients I could need! I’m getting my prebiotics, good protein, and antioxidants for breakfast everyday and it has kept me away from hugging the toilet or sleeping on 7 pillows due to a cold!

    So, I’m going to keep inhaling said superfoods tomorrow and the next day and the next day, I’m going to clorox from ceiling to floor today, keep all the windows open and attempt to RID THE GERMS AND KEEP THEM AWAY!

    Want to learn more about these superfoods? Ready to grab your health by the horns?! 🤣 Get a hold of me! .

    #cloroxbleach #cloroxspray #cloroxcleanup #bleachitaway #germsbegone #germsbeware #germssuck #germsgoaway #cleaninguppukeistheworst #pukefordays #sickkiddo #callinsickformykid #sickinjunewtf #superfoods #superfoodskeepmehealthy #mamaishealthy

    15 0 21 June, 2019
    I lowkey liked phineas and ferb

    I lowkey liked phineas and ferb

    14 1 11 May, 2019
    I haven’t cried in months and I’m over here sobbing over all the wonderful Mother’s Day sentiments. I’ll post pictures of our super fun family vacation later, but I just wanted to share this picture from today. This is real life. After having two kids down with the flu and hardly being able to get out of bed myself, today consisted of piles of laundry and gallons of bleach. I asked Danny to come take a picture of me scrubbing the bathroom and he asked, “You want to remember this?” And I do. I DO!! Because these are like most of my days. If I only remembered the times that I sat by the pool or played on the beach with my kids, I’d have, like, 5 memories. It’s the everyday, day-to-day stuff that make me feel like the best mom ever, even if I’m literally covered in crap.  Happy Mother’s Day to all of my fellow mommas! You’re doing a great job and you look good in those sweats. 😘 #reallife #realmoments #momhairdontcare #happymothersday #bleachitaway

    I haven’t cried in months and I’m over here sobbing over all the wonderful Mother’s Day sentiments. I’ll post pictures of our super fun family vacation later, but I just wanted to share this picture from today. This is real life. After having two kids down with the flu and hardly being able to get out of bed myself, today consisted of piles of laundry and gallons of bleach. I asked Danny to come take a picture of me scrubbing the bathroom and he asked, “You want to remember this?” And I do. I DO!! Because these are like most of my days. If I only remembered the times that I sat by the pool or played on the beach with my kids, I’d have, like, 5 memories. It’s the everyday, day-to-day stuff that make me feel like the best mom ever, even if I’m literally covered in crap. Happy Mother’s Day to all of my fellow mommas! You’re doing a great job and you look good in those sweats. 😘 #reallife #realmoments #momhairdontcare #happymothersday #bleachitaway

    80 13 11 May, 2019
    Oofs in gay

    Oofs in gay

    13 1 10 May, 2019
    It’s super old meme time I hope u enjoy

    It’s super old meme time I hope u enjoy

    54 8 30 April, 2019
    Ha I'm not done making my mark🔥💯 -
-🔥💯🔥
Anime - Bleach 
Song - Man of the year {Schoolboy Q} .
CREDIT GOES TO | @joshasaki |
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 Best use with 🎧🎧🎧headphone
AMAZING EDIT 💯💯

    Ha I'm not done making my mark🔥💯 -
    -🔥💯🔥
    Anime - Bleach
    Song - Man of the year {Schoolboy Q} .
    CREDIT GOES TO | @joshasaki |
    .
    Best use with 🎧🎧🎧headphone
    AMAZING EDIT 💯💯

    184 7 22 March, 2019
    📱Friday Fun Fact:📱
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Did you know they make phones water resistant now?
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I did my own research and concluded from my study that this is, in fact, true.
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When your phone is “placed” in a toilet (that SOMEone didn’t flush), it will, indeed, function again if you power it down and keep it in a bag of rice for 5 hours.
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You also learn quite a lot about your own limits and what you’re willing to do for the sake of “research.” And how to sanitize the living daylights out of said phone AND your hands.
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Peeps, it’s just further truth that you will do more than you ever imagined...I only hesitated a second before plunging my hand into that pee-filled water.
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Never say never.
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And Happy Friday! 😂😂😂😂

    📱Friday Fun Fact:📱
    .
    Did you know they make phones water resistant now?
    .
    I did my own research and concluded from my study that this is, in fact, true.
    .
    When your phone is “placed” in a toilet (that SOMEone didn’t flush), it will, indeed, function again if you power it down and keep it in a bag of rice for 5 hours.
    .
    You also learn quite a lot about your own limits and what you’re willing to do for the sake of “research.” And how to sanitize the living daylights out of said phone AND your hands.
    .
    Peeps, it’s just further truth that you will do more than you ever imagined...I only hesitated a second before plunging my hand into that pee-filled water.
    .
    Never say never.
    .
    And Happy Friday! 😂😂😂😂

    21 3 8 March, 2019

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